Official Cat Death Shirt

 Crickey!! This big fellow goes down quick! It's because a middle aged male has already been run down chasing his kids! Whoa big fella whoa!! Look at the sweaty sheen! Gorgeous! You can tell he's gone a bit soft in the middle from not getting a chance to work out. Aand now the poor buggers crying, better turn him lose before they turn into full blown sobs. Look at this big fella, he thinks keto will help him loose weight, but is to Official Cat Death Shirt lazy to exercise. He rather binge watch unsolved mysteries and the golden girl. He think he is a Dorothy but in reality is a rose. Look at this git, he tried to fight me at first but when i got him punned, he started faking in hopes I would choke ‘im out! he craves death almost as much as basic human contact, now his habitat, its a sight to behold, a messy room he rarely comes out of. Only for food and the bathroom, this one is quite sedentary and proud of it, even before the world turned upside down, makin’ us aussies havin’ to walk right-side up! You can tell that he is well taken care of by this beautiful golden retriever that graciously adopted him. You see, they develop a symbiotic relationship where the dog forces him through guilt and puppy dog eyes to conduct some kind of physical exercise together.

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