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 Years ago I was deployed to the gulf and up were getting late, and we were running out of everything. Eventually all there was to drink was coffee(yuck), water(yuck), and grape soda from the fountains on the mess decks. Happened to me and a buddy called him up the next day after a long night of chasing whiskey with Powerade. Asked him if he also shat out alien turds. I was semi-intrigued when a doctor recommended some over the counter drug named AZO (UTI pain relief med) to my ex for her UTI. Turned her piss bright orange like easter egg dye for about 24 hours and stained the toilet. Well, everyone in the navy is a Official Halloween Penguins Happy Hallothanksmas Shirt caffeine addict. Now, all the coffee drinkers were fine, but us soda drinkers had to resort to that grape soda. And apparently nobody hardly drank any of it before because it was all we had and we had enough to last weeks. After about a week of the grape soda calamity, there was an announcement over the 1MC that the reason half the crew had green shits was because of the grape soda, so please stop bothering medical and drink more water(yeah, right...). This happened to me but with a black cherry Slurpee style drink, BK sold in 2001. Bright. Green. Poop. Kelly green. 

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