Official Jiu Jitsu Jesus Has Your Back Vintage Shirt

 My dad is a diehard Trump supporter and I'm going to visit him this weekend. After all of this, I'm really not looking forward to having to listen to him regurgitate whatever bullshit he hears on Fox News for the rest of the week. I'm sure I'll hear lots about Hillary, and how the FBI is corrupt, and Mueller needs to be fired... god, I just want this to end. I am going to treat myself to a Stormy Sandwich: Small Vienna Sausage between two Official Jiu Jitsu Jesus Has Your Back Vintage Shirt artificially preserved buns, topped with Orange sauce and Russian dressing. Served in a basket lined with a fake newspaper. Judge. Are you fucking kidding me? The Mr Cohen? The fucking Attorney to the fucking President of the United States? Are you out of your fucking mind? Look, I like my career. Do you know how many arse ragged felonies I have had to sit through in my life to get to this fucking position? And you want me to do what? Listen here you fucking flyboys, your evidence is going to have to be fucking gold plated and embossed with the highest quality diamonds ever mined.

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