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 Now here we see a wild Autist attempting to flee to its den, now that I’ve got it in a headlock it will attempt a “ree” in which it screams as loud as possible to stun its predators and summon allies to help defend Oi, lookit this! Oh she’s a beaut, isn’t she? Now, these particular species tend to be abandoned by one or both parents and if you look /here/ you’ll see some scaring- had a rough go of it, didn’t ya Sheila? But if you’ll notice none are fresh, nobody’s hurt her in a long time. She’s a lucky one, there’s a lot of them that don’t Official This Is My Zombie Killing Shirt make it. Most areas don’t have the right resources to keep them safe and it puts the species at risk. Terrible what people will do to them. But this girl here, she’s been through a recovery program and lookit her now! Strong and healthy- see how calm she is? No fear. She’s healed up nice inside and out. Got a pretty rock on her finger, means she’s found herself a fella. Probably be expecting a joey come the right season. This is why it’s so important we help them, they’re beautiful creatures and they shouldn’t have to live in fear and suffering. I’ll let her go so she can go back to the rehabilitation center where she mentors a whole flock just like her. Yeah, she’s gonna be just fine. By now, Sheila.

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